We have only a few moments in life to take advantage of the opportunities that are most valuable to us as individuals. The pitfalls of time-wasting bogs of invaluable information siphon off precious ticks of the clock, rendering our lives ineffective. As preposterous as this may appear to the general conscientious man about town, real solutions are needed for the quandaries of the present and future. Alas, future generations will lack words to decrible the agony of regret due to the vacuumous pull experienced by their forefathers to this very site.
What began as a hopeful dream of uniting curious minds, refining yet fine senses of irony and wit, and clarifying the mysterious, began as a hopeful dream in November of the year 2008. Selected discoveries were discovered and selected by a homosapien of the female gender born some twenty-eight and some
odd years prior. Lacking luscious blond silky strands but rich with brown ones, one aforementioned lady contrived to express expressions using only the finest tools: a mind, hands, a computing device, and other items as well. And so forth was brought this very location upon the interwebbing of the internet. (Note to inexperienced readers: the internet should not be used to catch swallowed goldfish, nor does this site endorse the swallowing of goldfish. Don’t waste your quarters. You can use them to get a gumball and you should eat that sandwich your mother gave you.)
Where forth was she conceived? Upon what immortal island? And what shall be the hearty labor of her hands? That has yet to be reckoned. Until then only by writing in the thirdest of person and in ludacris over-elaborate description with subtle malapropism should any sort of about page be conceived. In which it has.
Till flow’rd pages fill thy sense of obscurity
A cuplet fulfills a rhyme though be it wordy…